Falsaa Naama

"haan yaar light gai hui hai"....this is my usual reply during 8 to 10 p.m. everyday..the wapda has been very kind to us and reduced this power cut to only 4 hours a day..a.k.a the most important times of the day. The only hours when i feel like studing or opening anything..when the power shuts down, so does my ability to understand anything and willpower..
khair....during these "peacefull" hours i usually open up my laptop..watch a movie or just randomly try to keep myself busy. But all this time i always have a big bowl of "falsaas" along with "kaala namak"...its my weakness.its the only thing i look forward to in summers(apart from mangoes..and ice creams)..so today when i was just having my share of my dearly beloved falsaas, shaina texts me about the huge workload she's got ahead and the deadline coming close..meanwhile i coudnt be bothered as i was way ahead in my falsaa fantasy..i replied her"eating falsaa and luvin it."
I get her instant reply "u mean those purple little thingies?"
I was confused..and hurt...this beautiful fruit aint just no "thingie"!
My reply could rip away the strongest heart, could destroy nations, tear away socities..do more destruction than bechara bin ladin ki sooch...
i decided to describe this purple thingie..and i wrote the following:


"falsaay aik kudrti phal hai..rang mei jaamni aur tarz mei gol hota hai..ye mausam-e-garma mei mayysr hota hai...tkreeban teen hfton ak ye phal mndi mei bhrpoor mikdaar mei jattay hain..falsaay zaiqay mei khattayn aur meethay hotain hain aur kallay namak ke saath inka bahrpoor maza lia jata hai....log amoman in ka sharbaat bna kr peena pasand krte hai lihaza is se jism ke garmi forun nikal jati hai" = ur description of purple thingies

n i had taken my revenge .......
noboay aint hurting my falsaas =P